“I’m just an regular Joe with a regular job. I’m your average, white, suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I’ve got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.”
I also have a ton of well crafted opinions on topics ranging from sports to music, and from pop-culture to politics. I consider myself to be an intelligent person, but not because I went to college, in spite of that. I’m all at once saddened by the state of our once grand nation and amused by the antics of rednecks, party girls and middle class corporate drones. In short: I’m an asshole.
